Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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