In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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