is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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