Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
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