I don't think brook has ever known best
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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