Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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