if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
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He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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