Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
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Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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