I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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