try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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