i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
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