Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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