can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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