I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Found the puke drawer
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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