if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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