Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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