your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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