I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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