That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
where are you?
Hypothermia
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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