where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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