why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Bring me that man meat
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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