Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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