her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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