Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
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I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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