just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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