**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
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Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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