No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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