took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
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We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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