How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
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Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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