I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
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I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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