Me too!
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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