he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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