Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
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im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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