bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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