U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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