If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
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