Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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