Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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