I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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