All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
home. puking in laundry basket.
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We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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