Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Randomize
