they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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