On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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