Me. At least after what I've been through.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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