Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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