my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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