fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
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You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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