Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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