I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Is that strawberry winking at me??
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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