just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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