Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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