Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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