i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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