My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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