i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
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when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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