Hey man sorry I got all grabby
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize
