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try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Small penises have feelings too.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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